Ranch Neck

A Joe

His name is Joe? He's probably a Ranch Neck.

by Ranchneck35 December 30, 2015

ranch crocs

A pair of crocs called "Ranch Crocs" that were given away in a raffle by crocs.

Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.

Person 1: "Hey, what's your favorite croc?"
Person 2: "Ranch crocs, 100%."

by aguywhosaguy October 21, 2021

ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.

Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?

by Nickypaz April 14, 2018

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022

Squid in Ranch

A term used in reference for an unexpected moment, or one that lacks sense

How do you say Squid in Ranch?

by themontrealman June 02, 2020

National Ranch Day

April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.

Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!

by Benardo Fernardo April 18, 2018

Ranch Style

A set of sex positions including Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl, as well as the male versions of these like Cowboy and Reverse Cowboy. Gender-neutral.

That hot enby rode me Ranch style all night

by realjayjem April 23, 2023