(Message sent at 12/25/23) Yo im gonna go, I got a toaster and bath tub (Death report- died 12/25/23, unknown time)
by LameToaster June 11, 2023

by anonymous December 27, 2020

the act of four people, two groups of partners, performing anal before climaxing trading partners whilst slathering jam/preservatives on their genitalia.
by Penetrachel December 4, 2016

man: Hey mom! im hungry!
mom:Make some waffles!
man:Mom! im 45 years old, i don't have the time!
mom:There is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:Sweet!!! now i can get back to my W.O.W. faster!!!Thanks mom.
mom:Make some waffles!
man:Mom! im 45 years old, i don't have the time!
mom:There is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:Sweet!!! now i can get back to my W.O.W. faster!!!Thanks mom.
by robertdesantis November 5, 2010

Jimmy:what are you doing?
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE
by FUCKINGBITCH4206969666 May 27, 2019

Someone who hates puns and cannot take care of themselves due to extreme gamer-nerdiness.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.
by Smol_Spidey_Boi August 26, 2019
