We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.
by bullet88 January 10, 2009
Get the squeezing the iguanamug. by TheHulkangre October 28, 2015
Get the Brownie Squeezingmug. No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,
Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
Get the Squeez Baconmug. by Lord of fartz August 7, 2019
Get the Squeeze and leavemug. “yo peter is my main squeeze”
“that wasn’t very main squeeze of you”
“crank that by soulja boy is main squeeze”
“stephanie and stefanie are main squeeze”
“that wasn’t very main squeeze of you”
“crank that by soulja boy is main squeeze”
“stephanie and stefanie are main squeeze”
by heffanator420 July 1, 2021
Get the main squeezemug. A submissive gullible individual and member of the American MAGA cult who is devoted to Donald Trump, and who unwittingly allows him to play them like the pussy squeeze box that they are. It should be noted that as Maga-Squeeze-Boxes are simultaneously being played, Donald and his friends in the ‘Billionaires Blowing Billionaires Club’ laugh and dance to the cacophony of these millions of dumb instruments while they enrich themselves and dismantle America’s constitution, democracy, justice system, and freedoms.
There’s no point in arguing with a MAGA-Squeeze-Box as they are impervious to both logic and factual information. Go sweep a dirt road instead.
by RowBow February 5, 2025
Get the MAGA-Squeeze-Boxmug. 