Douche Shirt

A shirt containing douche font.

Geo: "Did you see Jason's shirt?"
Joe "Yeah it was a douche shirt, tons of douche font on it"

by Walrus I Am January 9, 2010

t-shirt

A slang word, meaning condom.

I need a t-shirt for protection.

by Tuxedo January 4, 2008

Lumberjack Shirt

A shirt made out of a dog's blanket.

Often made of flannel, always checked (Plaid for the friendlies "accross the pond"...)

See Dog Blanket Shirt

Luke: Dude, nice shirt - I didn't know it was fancy dress today. Have you come as a Lumberjack?
Alex: Yeah it's my Dog Blanket Shirt - I didn't pay for it - I made it out of my Dogs actual blanket. That's how I roll.

Lumberjack shirts suck. Beggars wear them. Popular in the early 90's with poor people.

by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009

family shirt

when a girl is wearing a friend's shirt, gives a guy a handjob, and manages to get the jizz on her shirt.

"WHAT?! he jizzed on your shirt? that is a FAMILY SHIRT! my brother's gonna kill me..."

by panda85 September 5, 2009

C.I. Shirt

A custom shirt made from CustomInk.com approximately at the cost of $25.

The shirts competition is the image the wearer chooses to put on the shirt.

Say you were to see a picture of a tumblr quote with a nice background. If you were to download it, you could go onto CustomInk.com and put it on a plain color shirt, and buy it for $25. This would be a C.I. Shirt.

"Friend: Where you got that shirt at?"

"Me: C.I."

"Friend: Damn it's a C.I."

by unleashedco August 18, 2013

shirt charms

Another word for breasts

I tell you what, her shirt charms are cracking

by -anonimity- May 23, 2008

The Dirty Shirt

Any California male who smokes weed and eats fast food, which normally ends up on a clean shirt. The person then becomes The Dirty Shirt, and will deny he is dirty regardless of how much crap he has on himself. To prove his point he will continue to wear the soiled shirt for days on end.

I saw Kurt in the garage smoking with Matt, and yes, Kurt is The Dirty Shirt tonight.

by Baskethead August 17, 2007