OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!
by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019
Get the The Sammug. a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.
by Stijner June 20, 2019
Get the Sammug. Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.
by HIIEUFGHJ November 15, 2017
Get the Sammug. A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks
by SamHansen420 April 20, 2018
Get the Sammug. A real friend, always there for you, super empathetic and funny, can tease you a lot, but in a nice way. Sam can misunderstand things and it's hard to get back on his good side once he's mad at you. He won't tell you if you do something to hurt his feelings, which kinda stinks, but he'll stick with you as long as you're nice to him.
guy 1: Sam, I feel so sad
Sam: Hey, sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Guy1: Sure, thanks Sam
Sam: Yeah, ofc
Sam: Hey, sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Guy1: Sure, thanks Sam
Sam: Yeah, ofc
by Aurathedreamer February 21, 2021
Get the Sammug. Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.
Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....
Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....
Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.
by McAuliffeScholarIlluminati69 June 2, 2016
Get the Sammug. Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?
Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.
Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.
by Broome123 May 16, 2016
Get the Sammug.