The best time to wear a striped sweater

All the time

I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." *queue music* The best time to wear a striped sweater ... Is all the time....
One with a collar... Turtle neck... thats the kind. Cause when you're wearing. That one... speical...sweater

by John_China September 1, 2021

give someone ur sweater day

december 3rd is a day that a guy gives his friend that is a girl his sweater

girl:it's december 3rd which means its give someone ur sweater day
guy: oh dang *gives sweater*

by theoneandonlytheyfemboy December 2, 2020

boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests

it's extremely hot. if you don't believe me, see for yourself

i am currently defining boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests
omg roll up your sleeves please, PLEASE

by myrealnameisnotkylie September 15, 2020

National Guy Friend Gives a Girl his Sweater Day

Your guy friend MUST give you his sweater today(November 1st through November 5th)

It's National Guy Friend Gives a Girl his Sweater Day! Give me your sweater!

by AlltheGurls&Boys October 31, 2019

cum sweater

You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep

Oh shit don't touch that that's my cum sweater!

by Jahjahrastamonskeededweedlebop May 27, 2017

Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater

That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

sweater meat

A pair of knockeroonies. Breasts so magnificently substantial that they are even highly noticeable in a thick sweater.

I cannot take my eyes off of Yvette's sweater meat.

That bank teller caught me staring at her sweater meat.

by Mistah Know-it-all March 20, 2019