Pull a Nelson

Rather look across the street before running across just simply run across and hope for the best. Which will never end in the safety of the other side of the road, you will always be hit by the car and break your jaw and many other bones

One man's thought:Hmm instead of looking before crossing this street I'm just going to cross.
Outloud man1:IM GOIN ACROSS THE STREET DURING PEAK TRAFFIC HOURS!
*Man 1 is hit by a car*
Man 2:Dude, you just pulled a nelson. Good job dumbass.
*Man 2 turns to the Camera*
Man 2:Now kids be careful when crossing the street. You wouldnt want to pull a nelson.

by Lulzey McLulzster December 21, 2008

Pull a Claude Rains

To suddenly disappear. Derives from the 1933 classic sci fi film, The Invisible Man, in which actor Claude Rains played the title character.

Pull a Claude Rains:

Purchaser One: I bought a condo, but then the developer pulled a Claude Rains and I ended up losing my shirt!

Purchaser Two: Bummer!

by regnadkcin November 17, 2010

pull a cracker

Chiefly British def - setting off a firecracker, or "Christmas Cracker". Christmas crackers are a traditional Christmas favorite in the UK. The Christmas Crackers are short cardboard tubes wrapped in colourful paper. There is normally a Cracker next to each plate on the Christmas dinner table. When the crackers are pulled - with a bang! - a colourful party hat, a toy or gift and a festive joke falls out.

"Sirius had not contacted Harry at all ... he did not like to think of Sirius alone in his mother's old house, perhaps pulling a lonely cracker (pull a cracker) with Kreacher."

J.K. Rowling.Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. New York. Arthur A. Levine books (Scholastics). 2003

by tieztoez July 3, 2016

Pull a "Hotline miami"

The process of entering a complex (house,apartment,mansion, ect) wearing an animal (preferably a chicken) and armed with nothing or a baseball bat and proceeding to kill anything and everything that is moving in said complex

I hate this bitch's family. Imma Pull a "hotline miami" on these motherfuckers

by Micheal Clair May 1, 2021

R Pelly

R Pelly: the act of smearing your own poop inside a coffee shop bathroom for an unsuspecting barista to clean up and hate their job even more. AKA the Shitty Rob

Dude I totally just R pelly'd that starbucks.

by The Laughinator September 17, 2012

Pull a linton

v. Any 2-5 minute holdup when leaving for lunch, usually it is using the bathroom but it can be anything.

Steve: Lets go. Hey wait, where's Mike?
Anjali: He had to Pull a Linton.
Steve: What?!? I just saw him in the bathroom 15 minutes ago. Does he have an enlarged prostate?
Anjali: No, he's just hitting the ATM for 40 bucks.
Steve: OK, cool. He's probably tapped out from making it rain last night.

by ILuv5318008 July 6, 2010

push-pull

A technique used by people who are flirting or trying to get to know someone. Pushing is when you compliment or give a nice comment on someone, pulling is when you are cold and maybe a little mean. The ideal strategy is to push a little and pull a little. This avoids you from being too cold and scaring people off and avoids you from being too weird and passionate.

This technique is good as people will want to get to know you more if you aren't pestering/being a dick to them.

Thank you, Etika. R.I.P 1990-2019

CORRECT USAGE of push-pull:

John (pushing) : Hey you look nice today!
Jane : Thanks!

John (pulling) : Could you leave me alone? I'm sort of busy.
Jane : Oh, sorry.

WRONG USAGE of push-pull:

John (pushing) : Hey, you look soooo beautiful queen. Your thig-
Jane : Please stop harassing me.

John (pulling) : Fuck off, you are annoying me.
Jane: Wow.

by funkadunk June 30, 2020