poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con September 17, 2015

To Pope

verb, the action or behaviour used to establish an emotional connection with a minor, and sometimes the child's family, to lower the child's inhibitions with the objective of sexual abuse.

Did you hear about the new guy down the street? He's a poper apparently: he tried to pope Sandra's kids.

by HieriSSebas05 May 13, 2024

Pulling in the pope

Pausing mid-stride and using muscle power to retract a stool further into one's rectum.

"Why'd you stop?
Just pulling in the pope."

by The President of Icecream July 03, 2011

Im poping

Im pooping but silly willie

Guess what, im poping in my khakis

by [e-mail] January 26, 2024

Popes-Cock

The best, a minimum oft 2 levels above the bees knees
- scared
-untouchable

Jordan was the Popes-Cock of NBA players at his peak

by Marty's ass September 25, 2020

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 02, 2017

Pope Corporation | PC

Pope Corporation is a Roblox company that Marketing, Luxury travel advice, Medical studies, Networking services, Global networking & global services, and Insurance. They do best in their complex in Los Angeles.

"I went to Pope Corporation | PC in LA, today!"

by Olivia Carolyn Pope January 27, 2021