That lame-ass button on most people's microwave that claims it'll cook your popcorn but either ignites it or only pops two kernels.
Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.
by Random_Limo April 20, 2024
"Sommer didn't just toss popcorn, she swallowed the semen stew too!"
"Hey bro, you going to Sommer's house tonight?
...Depends, are we gonna go toss popcorn or is your gay ass just trying to get a peek?"
"How much dick did Dirty Dawn down before the drizzle drowned Dawns dainty crown?...
Who cares? It's time to toss popcorn!"
"Walker was bored so after a few calls the popcorn tossing began."
"Hey bro, you going to Sommer's house tonight?
...Depends, are we gonna go toss popcorn or is your gay ass just trying to get a peek?"
"How much dick did Dirty Dawn down before the drizzle drowned Dawns dainty crown?...
Who cares? It's time to toss popcorn!"
"Walker was bored so after a few calls the popcorn tossing began."
by That Kind of Nasty August 04, 2017
by Chhhhhhheeeeeessssssseeeeeee January 11, 2018
When you get so scared at the movies that you spit into your hot buttered popcorn creating spudder butter.
The opening scene of the movie scared us so bad that we spit into our hot buttered popcorn creating hot sputtered popcorn .
by Katelynne's dad July 18, 2022
by Santaluciainthesky August 23, 2021
by Ddod February 11, 2019
Joan's a grown woman yet she likes all these things little kids like.
I know, she likes bubblegum popcorn.
I know, she likes bubblegum popcorn.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 23, 2018