When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.
Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!
by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017
Get the panty phantommug. "Hey man, nice to meet you, catch yah around.
We've met before at Casey's
Oh shit, you're my beer phantom."
We've met before at Casey's
Oh shit, you're my beer phantom."
by punklovedesigns.com May 1, 2013
Get the Beer Phantommug. The sensation of a Dingleberry rolling down your pant leg and when checked there is no said Dingleberry to be found.
I was walking across the dance floor when I felt a dingleberry roll from between my cheeks and down my leg. I looked behind me mortified of what I would find, only to see nothing there. It was the ole' Phantom Dingleberry.
by P Word Miester December 5, 2013
Get the Phantom Dingleberrymug. When a woman goes to the bathroom to clean up after sex, the man goes to the bottom of the bed and wipes off his cock on the inside of the bottom of the comforter
After giving Angle some hot anal and finishing off with a chili dog, Ja-mobe cleans himself up with a dirty phantom.
by Frank Manwhore Rizzo August 28, 2020
Get the dirty phantommug. by Publius Valerius Publicola December 9, 2008
Get the Phantom Researchmug. A thick twat. Has absolutely no knowledge of what they are talking about and you can see straight through their bullshit.
Steve said women can't cum through oral sex because he's been told by a doctor. He's a phantom of knowledge that twat.
by Trebor J January 12, 2017
Get the phantom of knowledgemug. When someone doesn't have a definable personality, and changes and jumps between traits often.
This term is often used when describing someone.
This term is often used when describing someone.
"I really don't know how to describe myself, there's too many random things about me."
"Dude, you might just have a Phantom Personality."
"Dude, you might just have a Phantom Personality."
by J. Calcus January 24, 2018
Get the Phantom Personalitymug.