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Premature ehappylation

When you get overly excited about something before knowing the final outcome.
"The first date went so well, she went and told all her friends she'd found the one, only for him to ghost her immediately."

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."
by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023
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Premature ehappylation

Getting overly excited about something before knowing the outcome.
Her first date went so well she posted a Facebook status declaring she'd found the one, only to have him immediately ghost her.

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."
by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023
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Premature shitaculation

The act of shitting yourself on the way to the toilet.
I suffered from premature shitaculation this morning after last night's vindaloo Curry.
by King mammal May 5, 2025
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Premature Eclapulation

Assholes clapping too quick before a point is finished.
Adam Carolla said the seals in the audience at the view engage in premature Eclapulation
by SillyBusiness July 26, 2025
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Premature power cored

When someone used their power cores too early.

For ex: “
Manajena: Grobie used his power cores during the Alliance Vs. Alliance event a day early “ ?
Docz: Yes he premature power cored all over alliance centre 1.
Grobie premature power cored a day early during AvA.
by Doczr October 7, 2025
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premature aspeechiation

A person or people who hurry and say things about a person in order to establish a false narrative of someone.
Most likely someone that they know that no one else knows and has not met yet. A person who has to be the first one to say it so everything after that would just be seen as retaliation.
To mak an innocent person look bad and making it harder to be able to defend themselves.
Most likely someone who is in a position of authority or someone who has a relationship of some kind with someone in an authority position.
A person who is most likely going to play a victim as soon as their narrative is not being met.

Just the ability to be able to expel words out of their mouth just because they know how to say words. And knowing there will not be consequences to their actions. Knowing they have protection.

They ask questions at inappropriate times and yet seen as appropriate to others because the scenes and scenarios have already been made out in their heads.
A person who is going to ask, "what is wrong" when things are not going the way they've already said ( to everyone else ) it would have gone.

In so many or a lot of words.
The person challenging people is told that you should know better. No matter how much you are in the right and you should defend yourself.

Making people who now have to defend themselves. look weaker, because they don't want to accept the false narrative as "THE FACT". That they should just accept and deal with it and stop lying to themselves.
This person has such diarrhea of the mouth, they have permanently developed premature aspeechiation.
by TheMoreYouBro December 16, 2025
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