Steak n’ Shake

When you’re giving a girl that good tube steak, and just as you are about to cum you have a seizure.

My girl really enjoyed the Steak n’ Shake I gave her last night.

by Noel Jelson July 19, 2020

Icelandic Rump Steak

When you surprise your lady by jamming your dong into her b hole while wearing a Viking helmet.

Gertrud didn’t know what she was in for when I surprised her with the Icelandic Rump Steak last night.

by Captain Longsack April 2, 2021

Left over steak

Going back in after your buddy was already in.

My best friend pefers my left over steak rather than fresh steak. Who knew.

by Back Door Val November 8, 2017

Three Steaks Pam

Someone who would happily eat 3 steaks in one sitting. This shouldn’t be seen as a negative, more of an honour.

"'Oh, do you know what my wife Pamela had last night? Do you know what my fat, disgusting wide Pamela had? Three steaks.' Then they'll tell their wives and before you know it, I'll be known as Three Steaks Pam."

by Shiftybadger November 29, 2018

Steak & Eggs Blunt

Marijuana, PCP, and crack combined in a blunt and smoked.

(a.k.a. Squirrel, Ozone)

I woke up, rolled a woolie with some PCP and had a Steak & Eggs blunt for breakfast.

by Soleezy April 14, 2009

Hook a steak up

A Reference to the late Notorius B.I.G. currently used to describe the quality of a woman's blow job. This term is only propery used when the head recieved is of an abnormally nut busting and fantastic nature. A female who has become an expert at throwing headfakes cannot hook a steak up.

Nah, we couldn't fuck, she was on her period. It's okay cause that bitch can hook a steak up.

by Dagawd July 26, 2006

Well Done Steak

A well done steak is a steak that is fully cooked with no pink in the middle.

person 1: I like well done steak.

person 2: You have a very rare mental disorder which does not allow you to enjoy good food so kindly go waste your money to over cook your steak until it looks like a hokey puck dickhead

by ExDOTP@YT November 13, 2021