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noah

a really cool dude like so cool that everyone loves him and he's great
"woah look it's the coolest guy noah"
by nouhisverycool February 1, 2021
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Noah

A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker
Don't be a Noah dude, you're better than that
by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019
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Noah

A person who smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack
by Realperson1234 March 5, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a nice and lovable guy, he will love you with all his heart and never give up on you🥺💕 He is very attractive and he denies that he is, he is so fun to be with. If you ever date a Noah I would keep him forever, you’ll see how amazing he truly is❤️ Never leave a noah.. he is worth you’re time and he will always be there for you no matter what happens... so if you know a guy named Noah then don’t ever get rid of him.
boyfriend: baby? Can I barrow some money?

Girlfriend: I’m sorry but we’re over!

Boyfriend: what are you gonna do, find a Noah?

Girlfriend: damn right you loser!😒
by TheFurious2 November 4, 2019
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Noah

A candian man who constantly beats his dick to hentai and plays fortnite with traps. Is from Canada but now is an American fuckboy with sideburns and off-brand gucci.
American
"That is one icy nigger right there."

Canadian
"Keep him we don't want him anymore."

Noah
"Nigger"
by An_American_AntifaMember March 13, 2018
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Noah

A Noah is when a male performs oral sex on another male, while being taken up the arse by another male, while giving hand jobs to two other males and stimulating another man's penis with his foot.

In other words, it's the act of performing as many homosexual acts as possible.
I got Noahed really hard last night
Ever had a Noah?
Wana get some of your mates over and start a Noah?
by Lewieeeeeie November 7, 2008
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Noah

by Dick Jones August 17, 2019
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