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Michael

A stuck up piece of dog dookie who thinks he is better than everyone else. Also a cancerous tumor faggot.
I fucking hate Michael, I wish he was a nugget so he would roll away
by Rowletkeeper92 June 11, 2018
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Michael

Michael
by Gaming opx plus July 31, 2019
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Michael

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited and a very cute nose. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy. Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. Hates to see loved one feel down and will try anything to help. he is very smart but doesn't show it.
"He is sweet and caring, he must be a Michael."

Me: You're the best! Is your name Michael?
Sweet, Caring Guy: Yeah, I guess.
by woahm8chill May 14, 2019
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michael

lazy asf, and plays video games all the time and has great hair and amazing taste in shoes and is terrible in bed.
by hejdjfufifi September 15, 2015
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Michael

The fine art of draining another mans penis with oral stimulation and enjoying it so much u jump up and down with your hands in air , multi tasking excitement and loosening up the anus for the next desire and always throwing the condom on the floor with after intercourse
Fuck a never ending pack of Tim Tams I'd wish for a never ending supply of Michaels
by Moon-unit-1-diva-muffin November 24, 2013
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Michael

A term for a guy giving head to another guy, or a term for sucks dick.
God that math test today Michaeled.

Duuude...that Michaels.
by Bigkahonas March 25, 2009
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Michael

He enjoys dick on wednesdays and goes to dennys on a thursday. Michael is trash at every game.
Michael is kind of gay.
by YourFace717 September 17, 2017
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