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Louisiana dirtblaster

A sexual act in which a man sits on the window of the bedroom, shits as hard as he can, and tries to make as much feces cover the female as possible
I had sex with this girl, man that Louisiana dirtblaster I did was crazy.

Louisiana Barbecue 

When you shove a fish filet up your friends ass and make your other friend eat it out
"Bro i'm going make you and Harper a Louisiana Barbecue if you don't stop fucking with me"

Louisiana Lawnmower 

When a man pours a can of beer into a woman's asshole, followed by putting anal beads in, She will then try to take a shit, as she does the man rips out the anal beads like he is starting a lawnmower.
Person 1: I gave my three year old a Louisiana lawnmower
Person 2: what the fuck Jim

Louisiana Crunch Cake 

After a spicy crawfish boil, a man takes a corn shit on her vagina then puts hot sauce on it then eats it.
I was in the bayou eating some Cajun boil and I decided it was time for a Louisiana Crunch Cake for dessert.

Louisiana hot dog

Whilst fornicating doggy style, you suddenly pull out just before climax. Hawk a fat chew spit on your male member and then proceed to shove said male member into her anal cavity before ejaculation.
My girlfriend wanted to spice up the relationship so I gave her a Louisiana hot dog.
Louisiana hot dog by McCannimal December 22, 2025

Louisiana buttplug

The act of freezing a man's semen in a mould of a buttplug then self-inserting into one's anus
"Yo bro, I just tried the Louisiana buttplug !"

"How'd it go ?"

"It was fucking cold !"
Louisiana buttplug by WonDEr WaLl January 7, 2026