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by some handsome person June 11, 2022
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Ligma, also known as skulltrooper disease is a very deadly disease, 98% of the world has died from it, you get it from playing a 9 yr old game called fortnite, it's full of sweaty little kids that break their computer/controller/console when they die in that game, you can cure ligma by touching more grass instead of just playing fortnite all day long and taking probiotics.

Also, people like to say "ligma balls" which is basically "lick my balls".
9 Yr Old That Plays Fortnite: Bro I just got ligma.
Guy That Doesn't Play Fortnite: Ligma balls
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Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"
by Why-and-no June 12, 2022
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ligma

A type of cancer found near the groin. It is a very deadly disease and if not treated by going to the country of chad, it may kill you within days.
Doctor: I have very bad news. You have ligma.
Jeeff: Oh no! *books flight to chad*
by ebolol69 August 7, 2022
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LIGMA

Short for low intensity gaming, most afk. This abbreviation can be used when doing something, mostly in games, that does not require a lot of attention and some waiting.
Fletching is a very LIGMA skill compared to herblore.
by Feelin August 8, 2022
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Ligma ass lamamamamamamaoaoaoaooaoa
Person: Hey I have ligma
Victim: Ligma? What's ligma?
Person: LIGMA ASS HAHAHAHAHHA
Victim: *Commits suicide out of shame*
by Ligmaaaaa August 14, 2022
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Most people think it’s a joke, ITS NOT when they said ninja died THEY MEAN IT. Ninja is FUCKING DEAD FROM FUCKING LIGMA and is brought back from the FUCKING dead and got his FUCKING memory FUCKING erased so he doesn’t FUCKING say “I died from Ligma” when we are born there is a ligma cell that spreads and if it goes too fast people will die younger than others and it’s lit a that kills us when we all older but theFBI says it’s from the SHIT FUCK called FUCKING OLD AGE.
Ya ready? Ya really sure you ready? I’m warning ya it’s gonna be bad, it’s gonna be creepy, if it’s three am I would suggest NOT taking a look oh and, hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy chum pal friend buddy pal Chum friend brother amigo pal friendly friend friend pal, I don’t mean to be rude but what your about to read is fucking disturbing… ya still here? Ok scroll down to see it…. Yeah I’m warning you

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by bbanjo August 20, 2022
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