le monnier

To 'Le Monnier' is to perform the act of masturbation with a semi-ripe honeydew melon.

'Don't give Steve that melon, he's bound to pull a Le monnier'

by Tidyboy December 28, 2017

Les Jordan

A large man with a disproportionately small penis.

Les Jordan's are neither showers nor growers.

"I thought he was gonna give me the Big D, but ended up getting Les Jordan"

by Big Shawraaaay August 21, 2016

Le Monke

Le Monke is our lord and savior, Le Monke died on the cross to repent our sins, we shall do the same.

"In the name of the Father Monke, the Le Monke, and the holy Monke, Amen."

by SoulFire___ December 14, 2021

les cargot

Stupid idiot with no idea and to be honest, a bit of a cunt.

You're such a Les Cargot...loser!
Tool Cunt Loser

by CrankyPants_AUS January 24, 2017

Le Conte

Guern for 'The Cunt'. Attends strip clubs regularly and is shit at squash.

You playing Le Conte at squash?

No mate, he's at a strip club, I'd beat him hands down anyway!

by Wes12345 October 22, 2013

Le Fobb

Legitimate Fobb.

Where you convince someone to go away with a valid reasoning (when you might be able to help them)

Usually used to save both parties time

Technical support company's might suggest a client goes to their ISP if they have internet issues to troubleshoot 1st with them, 90% of the time the issue is with the ISP however the techs could have checked a few things prior to confirm this is the case.

If something can be done but its not feasable (ie would cost millions to develop a system to do x y or z for something that's never gonna make money) advising person with request not possible is a Le Fobb

by klansimpson October 19, 2010

Le Rofl

The French way of saying "Rolling On The Floor Laughing"

You did WHAT?! Wow, I am literally Le Rofl!

by Ayih Ribak July 9, 2011