Noun:
A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.
A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.
Driver: (rapidly approaching major intersection)
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??
Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.
Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??
Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.
Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!
by Limit531 November 25, 2009
Get the triple-threat lanemug. Merging over three lanes in quick succession with reckless abandon to catch an exit you weren't paying attention for.
A person driving a huge SUV with Jersey plates doing the Three Lane Monty almost killed myself and my motorcycle on I-95 today!
by nuh uh no way September 25, 2010
Get the Three Lane Montymug. A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time
The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017
Get the middle lane wankermug. Typically the left side of an escalator dedicated to speedy individuals who don't have the time or patience to let the escalator take them where they need to go, therefore, they angrily speed-hop (sometimes taking double steps) up or down the moving staircase and pass everyone on the right side, leaving them with the following possible impressions:
"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"
You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"
You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
Stacy totally just fell down the escalator express lane! She was moving too fast for her own good.
What!? Is she okay?
She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.
What!? Is she okay?
She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.
by jwat949 September 26, 2011
Get the Escalator Express Lanemug. A real nigga lane is a real nigga that is allowed to use the right shoulder lane
YouTuber D'aydrian Harding came up with the term
YouTuber D'aydrian Harding came up with the term
by tRex10 July 24, 2022
Get the real nigga lanemug. When all lanes on one side of a highway are occupied by vehicles driving next to each other in a line at the minimum speed limit so that no vehicle can pass them. Aptly named due to the ''train'' that forms in each lane. Attempted only by the brave due to the extreme anger and violence it can cause.
by Case in point April 7, 2004
Get the Multi-lane Doomtrainmug. Anybody with a Pennsylvania license plate. They're always the ones going 55mph in the left lane, with the right lanes completely damn clear.
"I nearly rear ended this asshole who was going 55mph in the left lane!"
"Gotta hate them left lane dicks..."
"Gotta hate them left lane dicks..."
by Sir E. Braum February 18, 2009
Get the Left Lane Dickmug.