Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp

you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"

by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018

Lava Lamp Tribe

The best group of people to ever exist on the entire planet.

ZAMN THE LAVA LAMP TRIBE JUST WATCHED FRIEDRICH JAGGERAGER TO SQUIRT ASS

by user16492y639r5032 April 12, 2022

Gas Lamp

Used to describe when British soldiers would trick other parties into going with them during world war 2

“We gas lamp syd into think we were all wearing white to the party”

by Taylor Churman January 25, 2025

LAMP

Laughed Audibly Might Pee

Was created because of an autocorrected ‘lmao’

Guy: *sends meme*
Guy 2: LAMP

by Orange.Juice.Man November 17, 2019

Lamp

(L)aughing

(A)way

(M)y

(P)ain

Person 1: *sends meme*
Person 2: “thanks for helping me lamp”
Person 3: Anytime

by Http_what_even_ October 30, 2019

Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 6, 2020

shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

by Urmomsfavourit3 May 19, 2024