Typically the left side of an escalator dedicated to speedy individuals who don't have the time or patience to let the escalator take them where they need to go, therefore, they angrily speed-hop (sometimes taking double steps) up or down the moving staircase and pass everyone on the right side, leaving them with the following possible impressions:
"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"
You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"
You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
Stacy totally just fell down the escalator express lane! She was moving too fast for her own good.
What!? Is she okay?
She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.
What!? Is she okay?
She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.
by jwat949 September 26, 2011
Get the Escalator Express Lanemug. Person 1:did you see that guy we just passed he must weigh atleast 350lbs
Person 2: Yeah, hes a 4 lane truck in a 2 lane tunnel
Person 2: Yeah, hes a 4 lane truck in a 2 lane tunnel
by 4doorsformorewhores December 6, 2019
Get the 4 lane truckmug. Noun:
A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.
A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.
Driver: (rapidly approaching major intersection)
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??
Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.
Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??
Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.
Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!
by Limit531 November 25, 2009
Get the triple-threat lanemug. Definition: Someone who lives in the past and constantly brings up the past as an excuse for their behavior, usually justified but annoying
I dont know what you're talking about Memory-lane Martha but its whatever, always bringing up the past.
by GQ_STATE_OF_MIND December 16, 2018
Get the Memory-Lane Marthamug. by MaxJohnson415 April 27, 2017
Get the Riding in the left lanemug. When all lanes on one side of a highway are occupied by vehicles driving next to each other in a line at the minimum speed limit so that no vehicle can pass them. Aptly named due to the ''train'' that forms in each lane. Attempted only by the brave due to the extreme anger and violence it can cause.
by Case in point April 7, 2004
Get the Multi-lane Doomtrainmug. Anybody with a Pennsylvania license plate. They're always the ones going 55mph in the left lane, with the right lanes completely damn clear.
"I nearly rear ended this asshole who was going 55mph in the left lane!"
"Gotta hate them left lane dicks..."
"Gotta hate them left lane dicks..."
by Sir E. Braum February 18, 2009
Get the Left Lane Dickmug.