I’m choked out

Extremely busy

I just can’t, I’m choked out at the moment

by C Unger April 16, 2024

I’m a Russian spy

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.

Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE

by Ridikreaper June 11, 2023

I’m cooked

Your done for, or something will go wrong, typically in a relationship

“Your the only girl i trust opening up too” bro i’m cooked.

by jessloll February 2, 2024

Respect me I’m a senior

What a cocky person says when they think they’re superior to younger acquaintances.

“ thanks man “

“ yah you better thank me, respect me I’m a senior “

by Doodooohead November 24, 2018

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there

True. Turn green with envy and bow down. RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there

by WorseThanHitler December 11, 2020

I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

I’m Fine

Usually used as a lie when you don’t care to bother explaining what’s wrong

Person 1: How are you?

Person 2: I’m fine.

by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018