When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass
by Teamcarrytoxic May 11, 2018
The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.
by Pastel dolphin jizz January 14, 2018
When you and a woman are fucking and you cut off some pubes put them in her vagina then eat her out.
by Pervertedgamer0 April 21, 2017
A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family
by Fireslizzard March 14, 2016
When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
by CooterTooter December 10, 2015
Hey did u hear “Gammy said mommy has that hot pocket coochie”? “Yea” I don't know what that means tho it's just what Gammy said.
by isaiah11jr December 23, 2023