Wine Bar Funk

Bad soulless music often heard in wine bars, 3 star hotel receptions etc.

"Let's get outta this place - the wine bar funk is doing my head in!"

by allen g May 8, 2008

What Da Funk

The nicer equivalent to What the fuck.

See what the fuck.

I don't like What Da funk is going on here.

by Toasty1 February 19, 2009

Funk my junk

When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.

That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!

by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020

Funk Naz-T

The person that made the oldest post on the urban dictionary website

"Yo my ni**a who made the first post on the urban dictionary!?"
"Funk Naz-T did my ni**ga!!"
"Okay thanks my ni**a!!"|
"No problem my ni**a!!"

by FJ778 October 19, 2021

erotic death funk

Harder than funk, funkier than metal, sexier than funk metal.

More of a description of individual songs than a real genre, but may extend to entire albums and some artists could even be described as such.

Usually the result of a harder funk metal band bringing in a (possibly female) guest vocalist from another genre...with sexy results.

-Yo, did ya hear dat song Primus did wit' Tricky's vocalist Martina?
-Yeah, I never thought a Primus song could be sexy. It's like "erotic death funk".

by Dhaka-dice March 5, 2013

funk master G

Common nickname for Georgia.

Georgia: "Olin calls me Funk Master G and it bothers me"

by That's why they call me mister fahrenheit May 17, 2006

Three way funk

When you enter a public restroom to discover the potent aroma of a previous user then you enhance the ambiance with your own pleasing boquet and then you are immediatly followed by a third and final donor to the brew of olfactory stimulous thus creating a three way funk.

After Hansel D. Dirkastan stood in line for the chili festival outhouse for over thirty minutes in the mid Summer heat I discovered that he walked directly into a three way funk with his mouth wide open. The taste was even muskier than he could have anticipated.

by eetadeek August 19, 2009