Port Edwards

Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown

I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass

by Nighnutz November 3, 2019

Edward Hicks

To have to shit so bad in the woods, you grab the nearest QT hot dog container and shit in it while holding on to a truck door for balance. After completion of shit, throw it approximately 5 feet away from the truck.

I just took a nasty Edward Hicks around the corner.

by Mc double June 30, 2022

Edward Elric

ME, teh smex, who is better than j00 all!

I am Edward Elric, teh awesome, teh smex!

by Ed teh smex October 15, 2004

Edward Cullen

A fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. He is a sparkling vampire who all idiot girls are in love with. They don't get the fact that he is just another guy made famous because of how "sexy" he is. All fan girls of Edward Cullen are stupid, brainwashed idiots!

Fangirl: OMG!!! ISN'T EDWARD CULLEN JUST SOOO HOT!
Normal person: No...?
Fangirl: OMG, I WANT A SEXY VAMPIRE LIKE HIM!
Normal person: So what's up with you?
Fangirl: EDWARD CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ME! I HATE BELLA FOR HAVING HIM!!! <3 I LOVE HIM
Normal person: *walks away*

by Mnsuprstar June 20, 2009

Team Edward

Team Edward is a group of Twilight saga fans that have decided they are completely and utterly devoted to Edward Cullen, one of the leading characters of Stephinie Meyers amazing vampire book series the Twilight saga. In short they are Edward Cullen groupies. Most people who are in love with the book are either on Team Edward or Team Jacob.

girl #1 at the premier of the new twilight movie: Whoo! I love Twilight go team Jacob!

girl #2 at the premier of the new Twilight movie: What your crazy I am so Team Edward! Whooo!!!

by Scarletbegonia22 February 21, 2009

Edward Cullen

A sparkly vampire from the Twilight series who falls in love with Bella Swan.

Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen.

by ewalk316 December 2, 2009

Edward Gay

A person who is quite possibly the biggest dick sucker anyone has ever seen

Not to be confused with "Gay Edward"

Although they're probably the same thing

OMG YOU'RE SO EDWARD GAY

GO SUCK ON A DICK! YOU'RE EDWARD GAY!

by MR. TOUCHY TOUCHY May 20, 2009