Occasionally a turd who's not the nicest. They're looking for weak people or socially awkward people to be a fricking wad to.
Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.
Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.
"You're a douche bag!"
by CyanideOverload November 11, 2019
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Get the douche bag mug.A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022
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Get the flaming douch bag mug.A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.
Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?
Tesla: Yeah, I guess.
Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.
Tesla agrees and does all of the work
Tesla: Done
Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.
Tesla: .... douche bag.
Tesla: Yeah, I guess.
Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.
Tesla agrees and does all of the work
Tesla: Done
Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.
Tesla: .... douche bag.
by nakedsarah May 8, 2013
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