Ketchup Cook

A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.

Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.

Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.

by Murrey from Michigan December 16, 2010

Dane Cook

Adjective: Unfortunate / To a degree of the lowest caliber.

"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything

"I got fired today. This is really the Dane Cook of days."

by lemmeseeificanhitthecharacterl May 03, 2021

logan cook

A man who is heavily addicted to movies and dip

Logan cook is just too addicted to Blu-ray’s and Copenhagen

by SeaSalt60 November 27, 2018

Koby Cook

some pickle chin head ass who thinks he is good at smash bros but really just goes 0-2 at most tournaments. he got an acceptable sized wang. he is thicc in not only the ass, but in the heart as well. (take that as you may) he is a gullible little bastard and a man whore he does have one big redeming quality though. he likes Wacky Walter Wednesday. he is a straight male but has kissed multiple men to prove his straightness
435-669-9991 call for a good time. yeah i know my number is basically just 69 aka the funny sex number

yo my g have u been Koby Cooking today

g: nah fam

by DaKrib.inc May 31, 2020

Cook the child

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021

Let'em cook

A request to give time to an individual or team that is working on something of importance and seem to be on the verge of a break through

Person A: This game game out broken as fuck and glitchy as hell
Person B: Everything comes out that way nowadays, look at the basics, see something great is being made here, and let'em cook

by July 24, 2023

Rob cook

A giant loud ginger who has no soul.

His mating call is ..... PASS THE KETCHUP

There's a rob cook walking down the street, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your husbands.

by Anonymous chetwynd January 27, 2011