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Chris

The 69th reincarnation of christ. Chris is the type of person to say a joke that will cause your lungs to collapse. He is the bane of all simps and is a chick magnet. He is also the lord of time and space.
Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
by Trainsandbutter October 6, 2020
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Chris

" Don't make me call in The Chris, he will totally go Debbie on your cracker ass "
by gothic_clown December 20, 2016
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Chris

Chris is a guy that people think is a jerk. Don't worry though. He doesn't try to be one. Therefore he is an asshole. He can make jokes and games better than anyone. He likes a lot of girls but is rarely liked back. Often slapped for hitting on them. Loves to see gore, but is scared quite easily. Chris has a strategy for everthing and often uses them for the upper hand. May seem like a tough-ass, but loves plushes and is secretly a weaboo. Often makes sure his hair is perfect even though he denies it. Loves to take breaks to play Nintendo or watch YouTube. Mor of a 2017 11 year old girl than a guy. Has friends and tends to make friend with weird people. Warning. Do not get into fights with Chris. He usually takes the upper hand by using strategies or blackmail. Also ships all of his friends.
"I don't get why Chris likes me so much." "Screw you, Chris!" "HOW DID YOU WIN CHRIS?!?"
by PMKNCMJ May 28, 2017
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Chris

The king of the gays. He will do anything to ruin your life.
Chris tried to hurt me.
by Jeremiah Wilson June 7, 2019
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Chris

MAde of money and should buy me a VR love you plEASEEEAAea
Chris should buy us a VR
by Please dear god i want a VR September 10, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a fuckboy. He is the most horny kid you will ever meet. He ussaly has a small penis and cheats on every girl he meets. At first you think a Chris is innocent until you meet him and realize that he is very very horny and is using you

for nudes. Chris has the smallest but thickest penis in the world. He watched porn everyday and masterbates to everygirl
Wow that guy is a Chris.
Person number two: ya he sucks
by YEEELax November 28, 2018
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Chris

Someone named chris can usually only dates indians and is often South American or/and European. Often got mexican blood in them and don't like math.
Did u see that guy with the indian girl he must be named chris
by RPG-7 May 1, 2010
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