Noun: Night Cereal is when you pour a bowl between 1:00am—3:00am and it becomes the most delicious thing you've ever been graced with due to lack of sleep.
True Night Cereal is used with frosted mini wheat.
True Night Cereal is used with frosted mini wheat.
by Gluten-free since 93 February 28, 2023
 Get the Night Cerealmug.
Get the Night Cerealmug. When you eat alligator and purposefully vomit, then pour that vomit down your sexual partner's anus before proceeding to drink it out of the aforementioned oriface.
by EV4014 March 2, 2024
 Get the Floridian Cerealmug.
Get the Floridian Cerealmug. A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.
They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.
by QuacksO May 8, 2019
 Get the cereal killermug.
Get the cereal killermug. "Pour a bowl of cereal" - A colloquial invitation signifying more than just a shared breakfast. It implies an open invitation to spend time at someone's place, extending to overnight stays and lingering into the following morning. It suggests a comfortable and welcoming atmosphere where guests are encouraged to relax and make themselves at home.
by Word G  February 7, 2025
 Get the Pour a bowl of cerealmug.
Get the Pour a bowl of cerealmug. by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021
 Get the seductive cerealmug.
Get the seductive cerealmug. - Dude, I'd eat soggy cereals all day long with that milf.
- What's that ?
- Go see soggycereals.com and enjoy.
- What's that ?
- Go see soggycereals.com and enjoy.
by teddybrown September 29, 2017
 Get the soggy cerealsmug.
Get the soggy cerealsmug. by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023
 Get the hard rock cerealmug.
Get the hard rock cerealmug.