Some sons of some bitches who literally have the power to cancel someone just because they did something wrong.
Like bro that's not how it works , just because someone did something wrong , doesn't mean that they instantly need to be canceled
This is a joke , but please stop cancelling people just because they did something wrong. If they did something SEVERLY WRONG then you can cancel them.
Like bro that's not how it works , just because someone did something wrong , doesn't mean that they instantly need to be canceled
This is a joke , but please stop cancelling people just because they did something wrong. If they did something SEVERLY WRONG then you can cancel them.
by creativename_ October 11, 2022
A fake culture made up by faggots so they can be "powerful", since their legs are probably fucking melted rubber when they attempt to stand up and do actual shit. Cancel culture is an act of canceling someone on the internet for their opinion, so the world is a "safer" place. Cancel culture is known for being incredibly racist and homophobic to straight and white people, though cause an 8th ocean made entirely out of tears if someone misspells a name. Cancel culture is also a hell spawn of fatherless children who are spoiled brats and only care about sexuality and sex, because they are whores and pedophiles. For some reason mods like to "suck" their toes.
Internet Dude 1: *replies to cancel culture* Hey, bread isn't purple.
Cancel Culture: How dare you call me "dude"! I am Yulihbageduiah, God of Periwinkle. King of taco-bell, maker of child porn, destroyer of "Nazis" , an Ultimate God. You can't disrespect me. I will cancel you.
Internet Dude 1: bouta get the FBI on this pedophilia shit *calls FBI*
Internet Dudes 2 & 3: What's going on?
Internet Dude 1: bouta teach this mothafucka some goddamn justice
Cancel Culture: You can't call the FBI on me. That's transphobic. I will cancel you all.
Internet Dudes: We have the right to report illegal activity since the dawn of humanity idiot.
Cancel Culture: Well, I have the right to cancel you and call mods. @Mods!
Internet Dudes: 😨 we gonna see weird shit, brace yourself!
Mod: You can't disrespect my princess. Banned!
Internet Dudes: ah shit here we go again.
Mod: I am so CLOSE to losing my virginity. It has been more than 1 x 1010^100 years, and I am still waiting. You will no longer ruin my ultimate goal. I have been incapable to die until I lose my virginity, now I c-
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Internet Dudes: phew, the FBI got here in time
Cancel Culture and Mod: where my door go 😭
FBI: You are under arrest for being a fucking weirdo.
Mod: WAIT! Lemme lose my virginity first! I have b-
FBI: She's 4 for fucks sake 🥶
Mod: Love is love
& FBI: Hell naw, you getting a life sentence now nigga
GOOD ENDING: The pedophiles got arrested, and justice was served.
Cancel Culture: How dare you call me "dude"! I am Yulihbageduiah, God of Periwinkle. King of taco-bell, maker of child porn, destroyer of "Nazis" , an Ultimate God. You can't disrespect me. I will cancel you.
Internet Dude 1: bouta get the FBI on this pedophilia shit *calls FBI*
Internet Dudes 2 & 3: What's going on?
Internet Dude 1: bouta teach this mothafucka some goddamn justice
Cancel Culture: You can't call the FBI on me. That's transphobic. I will cancel you all.
Internet Dudes: We have the right to report illegal activity since the dawn of humanity idiot.
Cancel Culture: Well, I have the right to cancel you and call mods. @Mods!
Internet Dudes: 😨 we gonna see weird shit, brace yourself!
Mod: You can't disrespect my princess. Banned!
Internet Dudes: ah shit here we go again.
Mod: I am so CLOSE to losing my virginity. It has been more than 1 x 1010^100 years, and I am still waiting. You will no longer ruin my ultimate goal. I have been incapable to die until I lose my virginity, now I c-
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Internet Dudes: phew, the FBI got here in time
Cancel Culture and Mod: where my door go 😭
FBI: You are under arrest for being a fucking weirdo.
Mod: WAIT! Lemme lose my virginity first! I have b-
FBI: She's 4 for fucks sake 🥶
Mod: Love is love
& FBI: Hell naw, you getting a life sentence now nigga
GOOD ENDING: The pedophiles got arrested, and justice was served.
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023
by OlaVero November 22, 2021
A disassociative syndrome that relflects in the behaviour and attitudes of individuals under the influence of movies, cricket or other entertainment media.
by doodling June 29, 2011
Progressively unproductive. Doing things that amount to nothing that make you wonder why you just did that. An example being the constant conversation about the homeless in Portland metro yet nothing being done.
Person #1: Hey! How was the protest?
Person #2: Oohh, you know. We protested, it was Portland culture.
Person #1: Wow, too bad you wasted all that time for nothing!
Person #2: Oohh, you know. We protested, it was Portland culture.
Person #1: Wow, too bad you wasted all that time for nothing!
by dickeddownbehindtheline August 20, 2022
Alternative culture is a type of culture that exists outside or on the fringes of mainstream or popular culture, usually under the domain of one or more subcultures. These subcultures may have little or nothing in common besides their relative obscurity, but cultural studies uses this common basis of obscurity to classify them as alternative cultures, or, taken as a whole, the alternative culture. Compare with the more politically charged term, counterculture.
by unkinkyjonas December 24, 2022
Toffs call it social climbing. Depending on the person's attitude and background you can work out if they are just under confident (which makes them ok), a self absorbed dick-head (bad) or a whining neurotic (v bad). These people are usually peer-pressured, inexperienced in life, and think they don't fit in. Solution: get the knowledge about how to be cool, but don't think on it too much. BE cool, not ACT cool. There's a difference. And be part of the crowd, but don't think like the crowd. NB: being popular doesn't involve being a social climber, unless your peergroup are childish twats.
teenage whining neurotic A: I wish I were cooler like Ben. Ben wears Nike, I'm going to plaster my face and back and room with Nike.
teenage awesome dude B: Meh, don't be culturally ambitious, but I get you.
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teenage dick-head A: I want to ditch you, move on to these new cool guys so I'm going to change everything about my style to fit in.
teenage awesome dude B: if you want to ADD to your personality and ADD friends, fine, but if you're trade up? fuck you
teenage awesome dude B: Meh, don't be culturally ambitious, but I get you.
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teenage dick-head A: I want to ditch you, move on to these new cool guys so I'm going to change everything about my style to fit in.
teenage awesome dude B: if you want to ADD to your personality and ADD friends, fine, but if you're trade up? fuck you
by don'tbeatwatnow June 30, 2012