douche bag

A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.

Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?

Tesla: Yeah, I guess.

Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.

Tesla agrees and does all of the work

Tesla: Done

Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.

Tesla: .... douche bag.

by nakedsarah May 8, 2013

Douche Bag

The_Drawing_Otaku#2437

The_Drawing_Otaku#2437 on discord is the biggest douche bag I know, and I question myself each day how he could pull a goddess like Sunny.

by Peach and Daisy November 8, 2021

flaming douch bag

Daw W

When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag

by ____penie November 9, 2017

Douche bag

A weaselly slimy Fuck. Also known as Thomas dolson. Small pocket, big douchieness and eyes that jitter. Common regions of this rat is Taylor tucky

I was being a real douche bag today

by Pure purple June 2, 2017

douche bag

A douche bag is a variant of your standard asshole in that he is an asshole, but there is something that you actually envy about him or his lifestyle.

You get cut off by an asshole in a Hummer and notice his smoking hot trophy wife. This moves him form asshole to douche bag.

by turbododge April 11, 2010

douche bag deluxe

A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.

I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.

by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009

Douche Bag

An annoying bro who is trying to get up in a females Vagina all day, every day like they think it's their only purpose in life because they think she wants it but in reality its nothing but a nuisance. Another word for men that are thirsty.

This guy keeps DMing me, he's such a douche bag!

That douche bag has rolled up on every female in this club.

by Sexy Queen, don't dm me January 16, 2020