chili dog lunch

When one shits on a woman's chest during a nooner and titty fucks her. Cause the tits are the buns, the shits the chili and the dicks the dog. I wouldn't recommend eating this chilli dog

I was on my lunch break with a rager and gave my wife a chili dog lunch in the kitchen. The chili was extra spicy and piping hot.

by scarecrowgangbang August 22, 2011

Stray Dog Freedom

a mans freedom to do what he pleases with no one telling him what to do

That girl will never take my stray dog freedom

by Danny Callahan January 3, 2009

Corn dog brother

A black man who does not identify with the classic black stereotypes.

Leroy is a republican who listens to country music, enjoys golfing on weekends and drives a Eco-friendly car. He is a corn dog brother.

by Big Wanda December 14, 2012

Crazy Dog Man

#CrazyDogMan

- Similar to crazy cat lady, Single Man over 30 who chooses to remain single and live with dogs rather than a woman. Might play dress up with his dogs and will definately cuddle with them at night.

Kevin has become a Crazy Dog Man! He has been single for years and lives alone with his 5 dogs,

by K_PAL January 28, 2017

What the dog doin?

A phrase commonly used by people as an introduction. Similar to 'how is it going?'

Tass - 'Yo Sam, What the dog doin?'
Sam - 'Just chilling'
Both - *high five*

by Juan Sheet October 14, 2021

Salt your dog

Being in such a depressed state that you lube your own hand with the saltiness of your tears for masturbation

Man that torta dumped me so i was saltin my dog all night.

Salt your dog bro

by saltydog69 October 12, 2011

Tuscan Chili Dog

When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.

I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.

by Nathan Mckay (and Brittany) November 4, 2008