First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.

They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.

by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021

AutisticDolphin&Friends

When you come into direct contact with a 10/10 nuclear bomb Cancer. Just awful

Fat autistic person who's very high on cocaine" hai buddi wont 2 wotch atistec doolphen ind frendz?"
Normal person" dafuq M8 I do not want cancer from watching AutisticDolphin&Friends you nonce! Bugger off!"

by Pyrocynical_izFat June 5, 2018

Give your best friend a hug day

The day you give your best friend/friends a hug.

“Soooo…. Whyd you hug me?” “My bad bro it’s October 28th/give your best friend a hug day”

by Yourdadsadilf October 27, 2021

Fake Friend Day

It’s June 20th so post fake friends, get them back for all the fake shit they ever did. Time to celebrate all the trifling ass hoes!

A: Post your fake friends or old fake friends.
B: Why?
A: Because it’s Fake Friend Day!

by BigDiddity June 19, 2022

Fake friend

That one “friend” who comes in you life just to steal your best friend. That will talk about you behind your back just to tear you and your bestie apart. That say bad things about you to just because they don’t like you.

Person 1 fake friend: hey I heard she sleeps with a stuffed animal
Person 2 best friend: I didn’t need to know that

by Pitcher33885566 February 17, 2020

Bae-Friend

People who are together but not officially and are friends

I’m his bae-friend

by Peachy.-. January 26, 2023

Bored Friend

a friend that is only talked to when you have nobody else to talk to

Jake: Are we close friends?
Jack: Nah, You’re my bored friend

by Vj_Stxr July 27, 2024