McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.

Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

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Hand talk

To start a fight or beat someone up as soon as you see them

When I see you it’s straight hand talk on sight.

by Clairebear10 November 20, 2019

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get/get handed the beats by dre

just another word for getting beat up, most notably used by nydrillofficial.

dude 1: I caught him in the store and handed him the beats by dre
dude 2: dam that's crazy ig

dude 1: If I see him get/get handed the beats by dre

by jaykayyyyy March 27, 2024

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hand angel sock

a sex act involving a hand job with socks on your hands where the cum goes everywhere.

Come on baby, it's my birthday. can I get a hand angel sock?

by sock puppet master 69 March 9, 2025

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The Barren's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.

That hand is worthy of The Barren himself!

Quite The Barren's Hand there.

by The Barren October 13, 2011

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1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.

2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.

1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!

2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"

by Sassy Smike July 28, 2008

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