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smurf cat

"In the hidden recesses of the internet, an eerie entity known as Smurf Cat emerged, a Smurf with a cat's face and a snail named Escargot on its back. Created by a mad scientist, its mission was to manipulate the internet through awful memes. Smurf Cat spread atrocious content, rendering unsuspecting users vulnerable to its influence. Its goal was simple: to dumb down society by making terrible memes irresistibly popular. With an army of devoted followers, it aimed to take over the world by reshaping it in its own twisted image. While this story is purely fictional, it serves as a darkly humorous take on the power of memes and their influence on the internet."
by momdestroynr.69420 October 25, 2023
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Cat memes

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Cat memes are memes which are mainly focused on cats doing funny things. 50% of cat meme watchers are Facebook moms. The others are gigachads.

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To refresh a dirty mind.
I love cat memes.

This acts like a cat meme.
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hot cat sex

sex with a cat. the cat licks your pussy
hot cat sex is very fun
by Griefing Services October 30, 2023
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bread cat

Some dumb idiot with no hoes AT ALL.

He also sucks ASS at hide and seek.
Furthermore, he has no steeze, nor swag. And his mom is fat.
"Wow look at that short idiot walking next to that GIANT lady, he must be a bread cat"
by KalleTheRealer October 30, 2023
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doja cat

Shitty singer who has no talent

She uses autotune but even that can't save her shitty ass music
Person 1: "Have you listened to Paint The Town Red by Doja Cat?"
Anybody with a sense of music taste: "No, why the fuck would I? Doja Cat is ass."
by LimeLoaf November 1, 2023
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Cool Cat Fours

When somebody puts 4 fingers up on both of their hands. This makes them a cool cat.
Throw up them Cool Cat Fours cuh!”
by Nuhuh4 November 5, 2023
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Cat tien

If you were to meet a Cat Tien you would probably expect them to be, well, in love with cats. uhhh, Well yeah that’s kinda true (considering the first word). They are caring, a bit nerdy and has a powerful voice…for a reason. Anyone who goes near a Cat Tien is definitely in for a surprise. Despite appearing innocent and petite, anyone who knows her knows her aggressiveness. Sometimes, she’s sassy…hmmm maybe a lot more. Nonetheless, a Cat Tien’s intelligence is undeniable.
someone: is tha-that Cat Tien!
someone else: of course! Now run otherwise those nasty fangs of hers will bite into you!
by EmptyGurl November 7, 2023
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