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Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
by Sacyrus December 15, 2023
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Cat

by Vincentdude December 16, 2023
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cat

cat = dog
by cat 49 December 2, 2022
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Cat

Cat lover: Hey guys check cat out! Cat loves me but Cat be a real feisty one.

Person : Dude...That's a Messed up Name for Your Cat..

Cat lover : SHUT UuUPppppp!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!
by kittencarol12 December 5, 2022
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Cat

Cat. An otherwise oversized peanut or very creamy cream
I got a Jar of cats at home. they are huge.

cum
by rockygraywolf December 6, 2022
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chuck the cat

Chuck the cat, is the shit. He's very different, judgemental, but if he likes you're in. Chuck really knows how to melt your heart and get what he wants. You'll never meet another cat like chuck. Chuck doesn't run from dogs, they run from him. If you ever meet chuck the cat, you'll never forget him.
Chuck the cat is always chasing them dogs.
by Mindtrikz December 9, 2022
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Cats

Arrogant little motherfuckers with ninja spikes in between their paws. slang for them

are pussy.
A fluffy animal which is good for being a house hold pet also known as a cats.
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