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John guy

Meaning a person who modifies the look of the car but doesn’t fix the issues it has
Look at this John guy! He’d rather look good broken down at the side of the road
by Salty nutz May 3, 2023
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John

A very wicked male that chooses silly friendships over relationships. Doesn't take care of his girlfriends and flirts a lot with other females.
Don't be a john
by A John hater November 22, 2023
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Johns mum

Fine big booty girl
That loves anyone to that comes into her life
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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John

He is sooooo cute and loving and the best boyfriend or person ever if you know or date or know a John

your lucky
by Crackhead ginger October 26, 2019
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John

John is an overall attractive guy. He's funny, a little weird in a cute way and easy to talk to. John will sweep you up off your feet with his looks and personality, but don't be fooled John actually doesn't care about anyone but himself. He will play with your emotions to make u think he likes you back when in reality he is just horny. He will always have his eye on that one girl that will always be better than you but will never be with John. When you try and talk to John about serious things he will shut down and not know how to act because man hoes don't have real feelings. He is also not very honest. He will lie about stupid things that don't matter just so he is NEVER in the wrong. He can not own up to his wrongdoings to save his life. I would not recommend being with John because he will most likely cheat on you and/or break your heart.
Person 1:What's the guy's name that cheated on you and used you?
Person 2: Its John.
by Georgia Girl April 16, 2020
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Austin John Rahmann

A free spirited individual that suffers from autism and never hops on the game. He enjoys music and festivals and old Pontiac’s as well as being a firefighter, dude loves drinking heavily and poking people on their noses while drunk and shits without clothes on. Ask him to hop on whenever, he’ll hop on 10 minutes before bed. This dude is IMPOSSILE to get on the game because he’s always sleeping or drinking or laying mad pipe on his boyfriend Parker
“Yo dude when is Austin John Rahmann hopping on the game

“Never, he’s Austin John Rahmann.”
by Kittiefucker6000 October 6, 2025
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