Collin with 2 L’s

The superior version of a dude named “Collin.” Doesn’t walk around sniffing farts, but totally owes you 50 fluxers.

Bartender 1: does that guy sniff farts?
Bartender 2: nah bro, that’s Collin with 2 L’s, fart sniffing is totally a Colin with 1 L activity.

Bartender 1: totally makes sense, that guy still owes me 50 fluxers
Bartender 2: damn bro. i owe him 51

by anonymous August 12, 2025

Rule of 2

If you do the same minorly flirtatious act to two girls, it doesn't seem like your obviously down bad

I used the Rule of 2 yesterday, she had no idea I like her.

by Ransit ilan November 7, 2023

3 girls 2 cups

If you thought 2 girls 1 cup was bad, then here's the Sequel!

Coming this fall
1.5 times the Girls
2 times the Cups
2.5 times the shits!

3 girls 2 cups

by lolmaster444 August 29, 2023

Half Life 2: Episode 3

It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real

half life 2: episode 3 is soooo cool

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023

Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2)

Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) applies directly to tech companies. It states that if one half Indian and two full blooded Indians that live in a shed in a third world country living off curry chicken, from chickens living in their shack, along with a $300 laptop and a dial up internet connection have enough fire in their stomachs (not from the curry chicken) can beat you to market with your own tech idea -- you might as well not start at all.

Yvette:
I have this idea these boys pitched me that would revolutionize my business. There was zero risk on my part, it was a complete slam dunk. But although there was no risk, I couldn't lead my team with enough passion to be able to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2).

Wing Wang Wong: My chink friends and 2.5 Indians had this idea. We only had a $150 laptop and water vapor as an internet connection, but the combination of chinkiness ratio of eyes and brown skin on our team, pure grit and will to win allowed us to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) (we're all multi-billionaires now).

by Jeetus Christ November 29, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>When My 2 Facial Cheeks Inflate<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

Rhythm rally 2

Pain and suffering

I can’t perfect rhythm rally 2!

by Deltarunefanthe8667 April 21, 2025