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John.

John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome
person: whos that
person 1: oh thats just John.
by iiSilentFoxxowo July 22, 2019
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Weird high school, sure you may meets some cool friends. However everyone is fake in a way, everyone has a story to tell. Whether it’s there own or someone else’s. The teachers are strange but like the students, some are chills. You’ll find your group here, just watch out for the creeps and weirdos. Yes there are drugs and alcohol here, but isn’t there that in regular high school too. Possible racism and sexism jokes but you move on. If you come here, enjoy your own life with your own people, don’t let anything bring you down.
I went to St. John Paul II High School, four years of hell, but in the end it was worth it… somewhat.
by Bobberdummy September 8, 2021
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St. John's husky fucker

When you don't tip the jets pizza delivery guy so he fucks your husky an posts it to porn hub.
Mitch was a real st. John's husky fucker what a dunighan.
by Purple nurble February 12, 2022
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John

Basic, base model, no bells and whistles.
The subaru wrx was more expensive than the john impreza
by HerBoyfriend March 8, 2022
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jollibee john

a dickhead who’s favourite word is ‘then’
by beepobeep November 22, 2021
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John Mike

The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.
Most of the time I wish I could have a collection of John Mike.
by Masquarade August 6, 2017
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