Portal Poop

Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.

Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?

Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?

Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!

Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.

by MGTOW Black January 13, 2024

poop sloot

a dumb sloot who is said to be shitting but realy is away from everyone

guy: where'd the sloot go?
guy2: she said she went to charge her phone
guy1:she's deffinatley poopin
guy2:poop sloot.....

by meeeeeettttzzza December 23, 2013

POOP

uh oh stinky pooop

oh uh i think i made a poop

by BUT CAN YOU DO THIS October 7, 2019

melly poops

melly poops is emo

melly poops was a fiesty emu

by imsocoolomgsjxidi October 28, 2021

Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops

Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.

As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

Poop Tent

An action of pooping with no shirt, top or blouse on. This is due to the fact that the shit smell lingers with you so you are avoiding the stench rising up into your shirt. Doing this action will avoid you smelling like poop after taking a shit.

He got naked to shit so he didn’t have a poop tent created.

by Maverick cobra January 18, 2022

poop

poop

poop

by ShitWaddup January 11, 2021