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thats what she said

a phrase invented by god himself
a phrase which makes triple science class fun
a phrase which makes you look like the alpha male
a phrase which can be used anywhere...............
harmless girl attempts to open a door with the wrong key.

harmless girl: dam it wont fit in its too big.

cool guy: thats what she said..oh ya

harmless girl: "sigh"
by confires February 27, 2008
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that's what she said

An interjection used when someone, usually a male, unintentionally makes a sexual comment. The "she" supposedly refers to the guy's girlfriend.
Teacher: (referring to a worksheet) "If you can't fit it on the front, you could do it on the back."
Student: "That's what she said!"

Student A: "Was the test easy?"
Student B: "That's what she said!"
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That's what he said

The same as that's what she said, except when girls say it
girl 1: wow, there smaller than i expected!
girl 2: that's what he said!
by :D:D:DOMG August 14, 2008
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and what

A filler phrase that's short for "and whatnot," which is/can be used as an ending to a sentence or s statement.

This can also mean and shit, and stuff, and all that shit, etc.
We just coolin' out and what.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 12, 2007
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I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes
"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."
by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009
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that's what she said

A phrase that is said after anything that could possibly be turned dirty to make it an innuendo. Sometimes serves to burn the person who said something somewhat sexual. But there is a comeback.
person 1 "those balls look bouncy"
person 2 "that's what she said"
person 1 "when you were concieved, hahahaa!"
by Jenny!!!!!!1 August 31, 2006
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As in "What's your location?" Truckers ask other truckers this question in an attempt to triangulate smokey's location.
Bud says, "Jed, you might wanna mind your meter, the bear is round the bend."

Jed says, "that's a 10-4, whats your 20"?

Bud: marker 27.

Jed: I got my eyes on.

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often shortened to: "what's your 20?" or just 20? when texting
by Mr Major July 2, 2008
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