crack one off

v. To blow your load, or cum

"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."

by BigJC December 1, 2003

crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

by Niall February 11, 2004

Pop A Lid Off

A bar in T.I's Im Illy meaning to take off your hat and chill.

Where ya'll niggas get off? Piss Off. Me and Mine oughta take tine to pop a lid off

by gk339 July 18, 2009

Buzzing off the table

When a persons cell phone vibrates a lot, because of constant text messages. so the phone makes an annoying buzzing sound.

It is a spin off of the phrase, "the phone is ringing off the hook". Now that we have text messages, we have the phrase, "your phone is buzzing off the table"

John's gets his 6th text message in 30 seconds

Tom: John, your phone is "Buzzing off the table"

John: Yea I know, sorry, I'm in an important convo.

by jhid June 9, 2009

Fucking me off

When something/someone is irritating you beyond explainable levels. Usually said by South Africans.

"This goddamn stats homework is fucking me off!"

by The_Whiley_One May 5, 2015

pissed right off

1. feeling like you wanna kill everyone in the universe
2. when someone fucks with you

School pissed me right off.
I'm pissed right off.

by kubus765 March 27, 2016

off da heezie

off the hook; great.

Yo my kicks are off the heezie.

by Satan August 11, 2003