When the basic things to run your life all involve labyrinthine processes to get simple answers (forget about specialized, non-pre-recorded ones).
Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).
Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)
Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).
Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)
by BlackCrane May 1, 2019
Get the E-jailmug. the most dynamic duo ever. best stalkers. get all the older boys. AKA the 8th graders. if u find E and D around the halls just know ur blessed. everyone knows who they are they're pretty freaking cool. they skip class to go to the high school. always together best friends in the whole entire freaking world. we love FaceTime. FaceTime is our thing. love getting in trouble from teachers because we are late. if u get d and es snap, ur blessed.
8th grader: hey these girls Emily and Danielle added me on snap
8th grader #2: add them back, Theyre sooooo cool. Im already best friends with them
8th grader #3: um well im in love with one of them. I love E and D
8th grader #2: add them back, Theyre sooooo cool. Im already best friends with them
8th grader #3: um well im in love with one of them. I love E and D
by eanddandjandbandeanddandjande December 21, 2018
Get the E and Dmug. 
A girl on the internet who is bipolar and has such severe mood swings they’re always on their period
by The_indianscammer December 6, 2019
Get the E girlmug. You were being kind of e-bay-ish last night...you kept yelling only 2 hours left to bid or you can buy me now!
by knizzle2007 January 10, 2011
Get the E-bay-ishmug. usually a way to remove gender from the term "e-girl" usually used by traps and trans girls so they can sell more onlyfans subs
by FLNCKE June 9, 2020
Get the E-Thotmug. E Girl : Plat composé de frites garnies de fromage en grains, nappé de sauce brune, populaire au Québec.
I love E-Girl
by tessiermaxim August 26, 2020
Get the E-Girlmug.