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Joe Mama

A: Who's there?
B: Joe.
A: Joe?
B: Joe MAMA!
A: *hangs up*
by kokthecoconut July 7, 2021
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Joe Sullivan

A Joe Sullivan is a rather large angry looking man, but behind his tough exterior he is a loving and kind person who secretly loves kids, and nuzzlebutts.

Joe Sullivan (also known as Joseph Sullivan, Joey, Joey Sullivan, Sully, or most frequently "Joe") is the most bestest-best EVAR husband-to-be and is adored by his wife-to-be and fiancée.

Current favorite song: I won't give up - Jason Mraz
Example: "I wants me some Joe Sullivan", or "I love you Joe"
by Kaida January 6, 2014
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Cup of Joe

A new Mixed drink From Polk County FL Winter Haven area made by a girl bartender with a French boyfriend.
The drink was named by a Mediterranean guy ordering the drink going by the name Joe or Joey. The bartender let him name the drink.
►Cost$ 6-12 -Plus tip*

-Note: Best to be siped from the rim and chew the ice

►The Recipe

-1/4 Baileys Irish Whisky

-1/4 Kaluha

-1/4 Gosslings

-1/4 Creme de cacao liqueur (preferably chocolate)

-1/2 cup of Crushed or soft ice

*Optional Cream or milk

-Shake and serve

►Substitutions, If the bartender doesn't have the required means

-Goslings can be switched out for any old whiskey Jameson or crown works best Some people try vodka as well

Description And Responses
-Has a sweet coffee and chocolate milk taste (yahoo Nesquick French coffee)
-That's all liquor!?? Wow

-Not for a beer lover.
-Taste good and it's strong. #dangerous
-I'll have four
Chantel: I need a drink that's strong and tasty, like coffee and chocolate

James: Sounds like you want a "Cup of Joe"!
Chantel: bartend il have 2 Cup of Joe's
by MediterraneanMan September 18, 2018
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Joe Biden

A dementia ridden, ignorant, fool of a president.
A person who often stutters or forgets things.
Guy 1: Woah, look at that guy stuttering!
Guy 2: He must be Joe Biden.

Guy 1: How the fuck did Joe Biden win
Guy 2: I don’t know
by tundraisquitehungry November 19, 2023
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Joe Greenwood

I can’t wait to do a ‘Joe greenwood’ to KGN blogs today

I’m going to the Sgt Maj and pulling a ‘Joe greenwood
by Kgn X November 23, 2021
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Joe

Someone with soup for brain and a python for a cock
Person 1: Did you see Joe fuck that cactus?
Person 2: Do you mean Joey?
Person 1: No i specifically mean Joe
Person 2: oh I didn’t see that…. Oh wait I can see the wet spot where his brain leaked out a bit
Person 1: I thought a snake was about to get him but it was just his massive cock.
Person 2: pause bro
by Snoopjoey January 3, 2024
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Joe

Who is Joe? And why is he my mother?
Person 1: "Joe is coming after you!"
Person 2: "Who's Joe?!"

Person 1: *smiles with malicious intent*
mugGet the Joemug.

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