when the red is over the pink, go for the brown

When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.

Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.

by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.

"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

when you accidentally build a jeep

help a accidentally build a jeep

the world ends when you accidentally build a jeep.

by Questionforgodwhy April 23, 2021

The day when you shouldn't study

May 4th 2021
It's star wars day and Mayday for the Greeks, so it's basically a sin to study on this day

-Hi , I have 3 assignments to hand in till the end of the week , I need to study today.
-HOW DARE YOU , it's the day when you shouldn't study , 04/05/21 star wars day AND Mayday , we don't study on this day.

by Don't drink and Drive May 4, 2021

wheres the dislike button when you need it?

facebook saying

when you dont like someones status but not cause your hating just cause you thought it was cool

facebook friend.. i love my iphone4
me .. wheres the dislike button when you need it?

by roccot7 June 27, 2010

when duke nukem forever comes out

The equivalent of the saying "when pigs fly".

Guy 1: Hey dude, can I borrow 20 dollars from you, I'll pay you back tomorrow?

Guy 2: Hell no! I'll let you borrow 20 dollars when duke nukem forever comes out...

by Munchma Quchi () April 13, 2009

shit happens when you party naked

Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.

Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!

by DaunteCulpepper October 11, 2008