Twinkie

A white female that sleeps with a lot of men.

"Damn that hoe Ashley is a Twinkie."

by Layla_official February 23, 2017

Swiss Twinkie

When an elderly woman gets a creampie and holds it in for 33 minutes.

Grandma had a Swiss Twinkie in the home last week.

by TwinkyWinkeee September 30, 2023

Twinkie Bear

A large hairy gay man who is usually the dominant one, but sometimes will shave his whole body and let his boyfriend "pitch."

Nathen is a real masculine fella, but he's defiantly the twinkie bear type.

by FriskyxDingoxx September 23, 2022

pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.

Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.

by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020

Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.

I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.

by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021

Twinkie twins

Girls who have slept with the same guy.

Omg you slept with "Nate" too? We're twinkie twins now!

by Sadgirlb June 4, 2020

Twinkie

Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!

Jesus: I have to take a shit.
Man: Twinkies for all!

by Forgeworld January 7, 2015