taint smell

The smell of the taint. Do all taints smell the same?

A:What's that taint smell in here?

B: The taint smell? That would be my sneakers. Sorry.

A: hey bruh bruh, it smells like sweaty sack in here.

B: smells just like my taint!

A: cool!

by Sniffsniff July 27, 2014

Taint-hoagie

A poop.

Dude, you dog just laid his taint-hoagie on my lawn. Are you gonna clean that crap up?

by SolarNomad December 15, 2008

Paint the Taint

The act of a man pulling his cock out just before orgasm and ejaculating on a woman's crotch, coating it from pussy to ass.

Just as I was about to cum I felt the need to paint the taint so I pulled out and sprayed her crotch with a ferocity and volume I have never known before.

by Kip Derringer February 25, 2019

cat's taint

the skin between the balls and butthole on a cat.

Yo bro, look at that cat's taint! woah thats some meaty skin, I'd eat that!

by Tyrannous aunt June 6, 2019

jager tainting

To pour jager on your taint

Stephen Colbert made up the word Jager Tainting

by Thready Sparrow June 3, 2010

Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit April 7, 2011

swampy taint

A taint so unwashed it resembles the scummy bottom of a neglectful fifth grader's fishbowl

I had to stop eating Jessica's ass due to her swampy taint

by willhop_onmydick March 8, 2016