Wet Spermy

After performing oral sex on a male, post "explosion", the female/male then proceeds to swish her/his finger in mouth pre-swallowing gathering a glob of cum and inserting finger into male's ear using a circular motion. Form of Wet Willy.

"My boyfriend went from blissful to irate after I gave him a wet spermy."

"Why is this guy using all my q-tips?!"
"This fool just got wet spermied!"

by Shellbot1 October 7, 2013

Wet bet

Wet bet can be best described as whatever you want it to mean

If someone said "I just found 100$ dollars" your response would be "that's a wet bet" or if they said "I just lost 100$ your response would be "dang man that's a wet bet"

by The wet bet April 5, 2016

wet bruce

To ejaculate messily in one's pants and not change after.

"Honey, if you keep dancing against me like that, I'ma have a wet bruce."

by Methuselah Perrywinkle January 18, 2009

Wet Wanda

When someone takes their finger out of a girl's vagina and then inserts it into her ear. Like a Wet Willy, but with vaginal mucus instead of saliva.

That girl from the party wouldn't sleep with me after I gave her a wet wanda, but it was totally worth it.

by Nirkit! November 2, 2008

Wet Billy

When you suck your finger, make it really slobbery and stick it in a persons bellybutton.

I'm going to give him such a big Wet Billy if he spits in my food again! >:@

by ColdSauce October 4, 2010

Wet Bandits

The two theifs on Home Alone, Marv and Harry who leaves the water on in every house.

Marv: Remember, we're the wet bandits.
Harry: Shut Up!

by coolperson21 September 25, 2011

wet hat

A well used (and therefore wet) condom that a male discovers on his penis once he awakens from post-coital slumber. A wet hat typically results from a particularly aggressive sexcapade, which causes the male to collapse into a slumber immediately after ejaculating but before he has the chance to remove his spunk filled, vaginally lubricated scabbard.

Jon: I was fucked up on a lot of tequila and triple sec last night and ended up boning the hell out of Kate a few times. I think we ended up using a bunch of rubbers and the rest of my xtc, too.

Joe: Fuck! Did you have to cuddle afterwards?

Jon: Nah, I got pretty lucky -- I totally fell asleep right away. But I did have to deal with a wet hat in the morning.

by nb c lo May 26, 2009