Wet Spermy

After performing oral sex on a male, post "explosion", the female/male then proceeds to swish her/his finger in mouth pre-swallowing gathering a glob of cum and inserting finger into male's ear using a circular motion. Form of Wet Willy.

"My boyfriend went from blissful to irate after I gave him a wet spermy."

"Why is this guy using all my q-tips?!"
"This fool just got wet spermied!"

by Shellbot1 October 07, 2013

Wet Tug

Giving yourself a feverish, orgasmic wank job in the shower, pool, lake or other body of water.

Carl woke with a rigid case of morning wood. Rather than rubbing one out in bed, he hopped in the shower for a wet tug.

Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.

by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2015

Wet Wanda

When someone takes their finger out of a girl's vagina and then inserts it into her ear. Like a Wet Willy, but with vaginal mucus instead of saliva.

That girl from the party wouldn't sleep with me after I gave her a wet wanda, but it was totally worth it.

by Nirkit! September 05, 2008

wet bruce

To ejaculate messily in one's pants and not change after.

"Honey, if you keep dancing against me like that, I'ma have a wet bruce."

by Methuselah Perrywinkle January 18, 2009

Wet Bandits

The two theifs on Home Alone, Marv and Harry who leaves the water on in every house.

Marv: Remember, we're the wet bandits.
Harry: Shut Up!

by coolperson21 September 26, 2011

Wet Billy

When you suck your finger, make it really slobbery and stick it in a persons bellybutton.

I'm going to give him such a big Wet Billy if he spits in my food again! >:@

by ColdSauce October 03, 2010

wet hat

A well used (and therefore wet) condom that a male discovers on his penis once he awakens from post-coital slumber. A wet hat typically results from a particularly aggressive sexcapade, which causes the male to collapse into a slumber immediately after ejaculating but before he has the chance to remove his spunk filled, vaginally lubricated scabbard.

Jon: I was fucked up on a lot of tequila and triple sec last night and ended up boning the hell out of Kate a few times. I think we ended up using a bunch of rubbers and the rest of my xtc, too.

Joe: Fuck! Did you have to cuddle afterwards?

Jon: Nah, I got pretty lucky -- I totally fell asleep right away. But I did have to deal with a wet hat in the morning.

by nb c lo May 26, 2009