poon gobbler

A person who consumes vast quantities of poontangs (has had sex many man many many times)

That little kid on the drama team is a such a poon gobbler! He gets 5 or 10 ladies a night!

by Beachums May 13, 2006

poon packet

a nice tight, well looked after vagina

she has a beautiful little poon packet

by you know boy August 1, 2008

Poon Toss

1. When you pick up a girl by her poon (female genitalia) and toss her as far as you can.

2. A future Olympic sport

3. Fun for the whole family

Wyatt: Hey man, I heard theres a mad poon toss going on tonight, wanna join?
Alex: Ahh sorry man, I'm really out of shape and probably would make a fool of myself
Connor: Wow, pussy.

by Wyguy5 August 4, 2012

Boat Poon

When visiting a riverboat casino and there happen to be slutty looking girls hanging around the entrance. They are near the boat - they will sell their poon. Hence the name - Boat Poon.

(Walking to the boat)

Ben: Hey look at those girls?

Clay: Yep, Boat Poon!

by Nick A Brown May 7, 2008

man poon

Homosexual term that refers to a man's anus as his man poon. More commonly known in hetrosexual terms as a poonani which refers to a female's genitalia.

Statement giving advance notification that a sexual act is about to occur, "I'm about to hit that man poon."

Complimenting a sexual partner immediately proceeding sexual intercourse, "...that was some hot man poon."

by N8 September 10, 2004

mystical poon

The poon of Eve. So basically, Eve was a total bitch. She listened to that dick of a snake and ate the apple from the forbidden tree. No biggie right? Wait till you hear what she did next. She puts the forbidden apple in her poon, IN HER MYSTICAL POON!, to seduce Adam to eat it ('cause we all know Adam loves poon. He did ask God for some. I mean, come on). So he's eating poon and then he eats some forbidden apple too! And the next thing they know, both Adam and Eve find out they're naked and get thrown out of the Garden of Eden ruining Paradise for future generations to come. The end.

Sometime close to 5 am...
K: HER POON WAS MYSSSTICALLL!!
(meaning Eve's mystical poon)

by sexonabeach May 7, 2007

poon butter

the moist, slick fluid in the vaginal area that acts as lubrication for intercourse.

After sucking face with this wettie for about 10 minutes, i could feel the poon butter soaking through her cotton panties.

by BL Johnson July 12, 2006