Wii Theory

The theory that children of divorce almost always own a Wii

“Of course your parents are divorced! haven’t you heard of Wii Theory?”

by Shakespere4Real July 25, 2025

wii nunchuck

A dildo used for wii boxing.

I beat Matt with my long wii nunchuck.

by Pinche Beaner es Pendejo December 6, 2019

Wii-arrange

Rearranging one's living room or TV room to accomodate Wii usage and movement. Associated with "Wii-decorating".

There wasn't enough space in the living room, so we had to Wii-arrange.

by Yogagrrl March 9, 2009

Wii U

The Wii U is a handheld console created by Nintendo.
Many people claim that the Wii was superiour without realising the Wii U has a Wii Emulator.

And Mario Kart 8.

A: hew do you want to play the Wii U
B: no shut the fuck up nobody likes that bullshit
A: it has a Wii emulator
B: oh

by a doorhandle April 16, 2023

Wii U

A Nintendo console with amazing games that was brought down by its shitty hardware and cringey marketing.

James: Wanna play on my Wii U?

John: Wasn’t that the console that my uncle bought like 5 years ago and hasn’t used since?

by fhddhffjdfh June 19, 2022

Wii Remoting

The act of waving around long magic wands with your friends with the pure intentions of having fun and a pleasurable time.

Me and The boys were Wii Remoting last night, trier strap must of not been on all the way. Thier nut ended up everywhere.

by SlaySacker November 2, 2022

Wii

The thing that set Nintendo back 7 years

Hey remember the Wii? Ya...

by Red4728472 January 3, 2021