manager jokes

The same concept of a dad joke but its in the work place and said by a superior

Man Rory is so annoying he keeps saying the worst manager jokes

by One part of the Rumblers August 24, 2016

Golf management

When you're a manager and strive to get the lowest score possible on ab employee feedback survey. This is not golf but the manager arrives to believe the lowest employee satisfaction survey possible is best.

Manager Rob: I got a 15 on my employee feedback survey.

Employee Tina: You know that's golf management, right! You want a high, not low, score.

by EggsRSides April 7, 2022

Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth

"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"

by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019

Yard Manager

Large dumpy fat fellow,bald in hi Viz clothing wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

have you seen the yard manager? oh you mean the Large dumpy fat fellow, bald in hi Viz clothing who wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

by Meatypt February 3, 2023

Ubiquitous fertility management

A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.

According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.

by Sexydimma November 25, 2022

GLM - Gay Lord Manager

The Gay Lord Manager Is one of a kind in a Gay structured pyramid system.

Karen :" I want to talk with the GLM! let me talk with the Gay Lord Manager NOW!"
GLM - Gay Lord Manager

by Ferret_99110022 May 8, 2024

Managering

The act of management, to manage, to keep managed, to make sure nobody else manages. The art of keeping the Endocannabinoid System Balanced, the management of the endocannabinoid system, the art of managing the managers inside your brain.

1.) 'In Managering my pain, I used some CBD" 2.) "That person needs some help in the managering department" 3.) "If you're not good at managering it's highly likely you'll be very disorganized. 4.) That stoner has failed in managering his THC habit and needs ECS Balance Control

by ResearcherOG_Mike January 7, 2024